Cubeworks Solving Santa's Christmas Credit Crunch

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Our recommendations to Santa...

1. Outsource to South Pole

   

   There's a whole bunch of penguins sitting down there just waiting to be employed.

2. Tighten success criteria

   

   A little encouragement to be naughty will drive down the delivery base.

3. Increase reindeer thrust

   

   Sure, magic's been enough for hundreds of years, but it's the rocket age, man!

4. Modernise Santa's sleigh

   

   It's traditional, but it sure as hell isn't optimal. Pimp your sleigh.

5. Deliver in bulk

   

   Bespoke services are fine, but in times of austerity we need to consider efficiency savings.

6. Official grotto franchise

   

   It's time to step in and make things official with sanctioned, franchised quality.

7. Cut admin costs

   

   We know a thing or two about CRMs and think Santa's in desperate need of one.

8. Optimise the route

   

   Harnessing the power of GPS, we'll make sure every mile counts.

9. New revenue streams

   

   There's the Christmas rush, but there's a lot of year left for Santa to fill!

Are you feeling the credit crunch?

Send us a note and we'll see what Cubeworks can bring you